WARNING: THIS STORE IS NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN, ANIMALS OR THE LIBERAL MINDED JERK OFF!!
Welcome to ToTalBastard.com your online store for politically incorrect & offensive street wear for ladies & gents...
Started by a couple of degenerates over a beer and muff diving contest. ToTalBastard.com takes pride in delivering worldwide high quality apparel with a full "60 Day Money Back Guarantee" on any defective products. If there is a problem with your purchase please simply send an email to email@example.com and we'll get back to you ASAP!
In a world that takes "itself way to fucking seriously and has almost completely forgotten the ability to laugh at oneself", we come in a spirit of wanting to share nothing but good old fashion laughter, dirty jokes and inappropriate comments.
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